Finally. An accurate review of the new Transformers movie. It is really hilarious and ironic that this review is better than the movie but wouldn't exist without it.
If you saw this movie, and it made your head hurt, this is the FAQ for you. While the movie ostensibly made an effort to make sense, it is clear that neither logic nor good storytelling were used as guides.
I found it quite cathartic to read this. Some little piece of my lost sanity and faith in all that is good has been returned to me.
So, save your self some time. Watch this clip. It's really better than the movie.
